[pissvortex]

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

[pink-hime]

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

[aboomufasa]

The day you plant the seed is not that day you eat the fruit.

[black-culture]

[king-emare]

😂😂😂😂😂

[viachia]

The crazy part is there shouldn’t be no arguing or fighting in the first place.

[secretsunkept]

I don’t understand the love for r.kelly. I think this mans voice is terrible and I always got a creepy vibe from him. I feel like everyone in the world should agree with me

Stop beating yourself up. You’re a work in progress, which means you get there a little bit at a time not all at once.

[itgetseasierbuttheylied]

Still makes me want to rip my hair out, scream, cry, curl up in a ball and quit.

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[anxietyproblem]

[keepthatenergy]

‪this is your nightly reminder to wrap your hair & put your scarf or bonnet on before you go to bed. this has been a Black PSA™️. thank you.‬

[erikkillmongerdontpullout]

Black girl in a cartoon: girl giRrrrrl girllll gIRL GIRRLLLLLLLLLFRIIIEEEEENNDDDDD girrrrlllllllllllllll GiRlFrIeNd

GIRL

FRIEND

[reverseracism]

[worldsworstfather]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[daylillyamaru]

Yeooo I thought it was just me 😩😻

[bryantsupreme]

lol. girls be scared/shy to ask me for this kinda shit..

but i be with the shiitttt..💦

[ceelove]

Like fr though 💪

[tsunamistorms]

I’ve realized that “cumshot” means different things for people so when the blue described how they wanted the video I have to laugh

[thatbitchkel]

Niggas be scared to share tho

[lordprettyflackorudy]

Now that’s a bold face lie lol

[herondalectable]

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

has been with us our entire lives

from all that

to good burger

to kenan and kel

and now snl

he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

god bless you kenan thompson